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I
always thought it was kind of weird how things tended to get named after
Icarus and Daedulas got left out a lot. I mean, he was the guy who built
the damned wings, after all. The sea where Icarus fell is even called
the Icarian.
Daeduls did some other cool stuff to, though some of it is pretty damned
weird. His statues were so lifelike they had to be chained down to stop
them from running away. He built the palace of the king Minos, sure yeah,
palace architect, that’s cool, but: well Poseidon sent a white bull
out of the ocean to show how Minos was entitled to rule Crete. He didn’t
want to sacrifice the nice shiny bull, which really pissed Poseidon off,
so he cursed Minos’ wife, Pasiphae, to fancy the hell out of the
bull. I mean sexually. She wanted some bull lovin’. This led her
to get Daedalus to make her a FAKE COW to clime into so she could root
the bull. Which she did.
Then she gave birth to the Minotaur. Daedalus built the labyrinth for
it to hang out in and they fed it with seven boys and seven girls every
year. One might think it would have been vegetarian. Theseus came along
and killed it, anyway.
Daedalus and Icarus were imprisoned by Minos (for revealing the secret
to the labyrinth, one would think he would be more annoyed at the fake
cow thing) and it was then that he built the wings and flew away which
we have all wanted to do when stuck at someon'e house who is watching
reality tv.
I think
this line is from Chatterton, an 18thc poet who suicided at 18: "GIVE
US WINGS WINGS WINGS! THOUGH WE PLUNGE INTO THE SEA!" |
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